SUNDAY, JULY 19, 2026

VOL. 1 — NO. 1

THE WEEKLY DISPATCH

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"ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS THE FUNNIES"

THE FUNNIES PAGE D-1

BY MARCUS JOYNER

COUCH LOCK

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Couch Lock — First Night

"Twenty-five a night. CashApp. Due 6 AM."

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